Urban All-Round Master

”Hey, what are you thinking about?” Lin Zifeng said, waking the hesitant Nangong Bing.

”Ah! Nothing, nothing at all.” Her face flushed, and she quickly stood up from Lin Zifeng’s lap.

She was about to walk away but was pulled back by Lin Zifeng.

”My lady, leaving so easily, isn’t that too cheap for you?” Lin Zifeng put on a mischievous look on purpose to ease her worries and lighten the mood.

”What are you talking about? Do you really want it so much?” Nangong Bing stammered, unsure of what to say.

”Of course. Do you really think I’m joking with you?” Lin Zifeng shrugged his shoulders with a smile.

With a tug, he pulled Nangong Bing into his arms directly.

”But...I...I’ve never done it before. I don’t know how.”

”...”

Lin Zifeng, with a dark face, laughed helplessly, ”If you knew how, I’d be even more worried.”

”Then...you’ll have to teach me.”

Saying that, her trembling little hands started to reach towards him. But as she was about to touch, the tense atmosphere made her withdraw her hand again.

Her beautiful eyes glistened with appealing shimmer.

”Come, I’ll take off my pants, all you need to do is gently hold it with your mouth, but don’t let your teeth touch.”

”Can I bite?” Nangong Bing blinked innocently.

Oh my! Do you think this is a banana? If you bite, it’s as good as cutting off my lineage...

”Of course you can’t bite. Do you want me to end my line?”

”I’m already pregnant, so how could you end your line?” Nangong Bing said.

”...”

Okay, he couldn’t continue discussing such things with her anymore, knowing she was still naive; the more he tried to explain, the worse it got.

He simply stood up and got ready to take off his pants.

”What are you doing!”

Nangong Bing suddenly exclaimed.

”Taking off my pants. How else will you help solve my problem?” Lin Zifeng looked at her foolishly.

He just touched the waistband, only to be stopped by her.

”Ah!!! You have to take off your pants?”

As a high-working Nangong Bing in modern society, she was quite competent at her job, but when it came to such matters, she was embarrassingly naive.

”Of course, I have to take off my pants.” Lin Zifeng truly didn’t know what to say. Even if she hasn’t done such things, surely in this information-explosive age, it’s impossible for her not to have come across such adult content.

As a normal adult, if she really doesn’t understand, Nangong Bing truly is something else.

”Can’t you leave pants on?”

”How would anything get done with pants on?” Lin Zifeng was stunned, feeling a pang in his heart. Could it be that this silly girl really doesn’t understand the mischievous things between men and women?

If that’s the case, he’d be in trouble, marrying such a pure wife. It’s simply tragic.

”Ah! Do you have to take off your pants?”

Thinking of taking off pants, Nangong Bing seemed dizzy. Once the pants were off, thinking about his thing exposed in front of her was more than enough.

”No no no, that’s really disgusting.”

”What’s disgusting, what’s disgusting? It’s not like you haven’t seen it~” Lin Zifeng said annoyed.

”You~ you say that, then why don’t you help lick it for me.” Nangong Bing burst out in anger, blurting out something without thinking.

After saying that, she started to regret it.

”...”

But Lin Zifeng was struck dumb by her bold words.

”Really want me to lick?”

”Go away!”

”You’re cursing me?” Lin Zifeng was stunned.

”Get lost!”

”Alright, I let you call me ’get lost’! Take this!”

”Hey! What are you doing?”

”It’s so hot, I’m obviously going to take off your clothes to cool you down.”

”Then why are you touching me?”

”Touching you? I’m not.”

”But why are you taking off my pants?”

”Obviously to help you cool down...”

”Ah! You scoundrel, what do you want to do to me?”

”As a scoundrel, naturally I should do scoundrel things.”

”Ah!!!”

”...”

Immediately......

In the early morning the next day...

After waking from a dream, holding the beauty in his arms. Lin Zifeng had been awake for over ten minutes now, always admiring her adorable sleeping face.

To be honest, it had been a long time since he got a close look at her beauty.

It had also been a long time since having such an intimate and heartfelt exchange. Last night, he activated his ability to look through things and analyzed her physical condition, surprisingly discovering that in more than three months of pregnancy, she hadn’t seemed to have put on much weight.

Moreover, under his analysis, the fetus was blurry, unclear how it was now, triggering Lin Zifeng to suspect if he was about to give birth to a Nezha or something?

”You’re awake?”

Then, Nangong Bing’s eyelashes fluttered, slowly opening her eyes. Her drowsy eyelids glowed with laziness.

”I’ve been awake for a while. Just been observing and admiring the beauty in my arms.” Lin Zifeng said smilingly, tightening the embrace.

”Hey, you messed with me all night last night, don’t you think that’s enough?”

”Hehe. How could that be? You say it was me, but it was clearly you who rolled me over all night. Empress, stop slandering me like this.”

”Hey hey hey, Nangong Bing, talk is talk, but don’t pinch me after a few words, okay? Ow ow~ It hurts, can’t you go a little easy?”

”Be gentler. It’s your fault for talking like that about me. Pinching you like that’s already being gentle.”

She was quite irritated.

”Hey, I’m just telling the truth. Last night I only went three times, but you demanded six times!!! All the nutrients over these days were squeezed dry by you in one night. Why? Are you afraid I might spend my resources on other women?”

”You, you. Men all think with their lower parts—now you’re famous and respected, who can be sure you won’t mess around when I’m pregnant?”

”Injustice! This is unjust, right?”

”Humph! Injustice, there are things I just don’t want to say, but do you really think I don’t know? Let me tell you, Lin, you are under my control in every way, and if you dare to do anything behind my back, beware for the thing below—I’ll chop it off!”

”...”

Oh my!

Lin Zifeng’s neck shrank in fear, pulling the blanket over his head, too frightened to speak.

”Hehe, don’t think I won’t show my might, you think I’m a sickly kitten?”

Thinking of the crazy night before, Nangong Bing also blushed with embarrassment, involuntarily laughing lightly a couple of times.

(This is the third update, everyone, please cast your recommendation tickets, they’re free and available every day, don’t let them go to waste, Hua Family Army, attack!)