Urban All-Round Master

Chapter 951: Chapter 980: Oh wow, not bad. (Update 4)

It’s quite obvious.

What Liu Tangtang saw was Lin Zifeng just entering the bathroom to change clothes.

”You little naughty, what are you looking at?”

Huahua leaned her head over, saw the scene inside, and was so startled she grimaced, sharply inhaling a breath of cold air!

”Tangtang, you’re actually peeping at the beast taking a bath, aren’t you too wicked?”

Huahua widened her eyes, covering her mouth.

That delicate face instantly turned beet red.

”Nothing, nothing. I didn’t see anything, okay?” Liu Tangtang stuck out her tongue, so scared her face turned pale, her shifty eyes rolled as she pretended nothing happened.

”La la la—I didn’t see anything, I’m going upstairs to sleep.”

Saying this, to escape the blame, Liu Tangtang hopped and skipped up the stairs.

”Tch! You really didn’t see anything?”

Huahua pursed her lips, giving a disdainful flick of her middle finger, and out of curiosity, she also leaned her head to the door crack, wanting a peek at the beast’s body.

”Hey! Peeping isn’t a very nice thing to do, you know.”

Who knew, just as Huahua was sticking her little head into the door crack, what appeared before her was a smiling face.

”I say, Huahua, if you really want to see my body, old man here, you don’t actually have to do this. Just ask me, and maybe I could grant you that little request, you know?”

Lin Zifeng teased her with a sly smile, arms leaning against the door frame, lower body wrapped in a pure white towel.

From top to bottom, Huahua couldn’t help but scan everything out of curiosity.

”I-I wasn’t looking!”

Especially when she noticed the noticeable bulge beneath the white towel, she had already suspected something.

So scared her face turned even paler.

”You really don’t want to look?” Lin Zifeng continued to tease.

”I-I really don’t want to look! With men, that place is gross, I really don’t want to see it.”

Her mouth said she didn’t want to see, but in reality, her eyes kept darting toward a certain part of Lin Zifeng.

Secretly thinking, it really is exactly like what I’ve seen in movies!

Whoa! That thing can move!

It couldn’t really get bigger and bigger, could it?

You rotten beast, you made me bleed back then. Boohoo, and yet you act like nothing happened.

”Heh heh.” Lin Zifeng rubbed his chin and chuckled.

”Hmph! I totally don’t want to see it, I don’t like looking at it.”

Huahua stood with her hands on her hips, looking righteously indignant and angry.

But her eyes still betrayed her, involuntarily sweeping toward that little beast beneath the beast.

Under Lin Zifeng’s smiling gaze.

The little girl turned pale, covering her face shyly as she ran upstairs...

”If you really want to see, just say so, wouldn’t that be easier?”

Lin Zifeng laughed mischievously.

...

”Oh no, oh no... I’m so mortified. All my youthful and unbeatable maiden image is completely lost, boohoo... I’m so thin-skinned, now I’ve been humiliated by you, you beast...”

The little girl twisted her hips as she ran upstairs, muttering indistinctly.

Pushing open the door, Huahua flopped onto her bed.

Opening the door, Liu Tangtang looked clueless. She scratched her head, not understanding what craziness came over her today.

”Huahua, what’s up with you?”

”Nothing, I’m shy, can’t I be shy?”

”Sure, but you have to tell me, why are you shy?” Liu Tangtang seemed determined to get to the bottom of it.

”I... I can’t say it.”

Recalling that beast’s challenging gaze, she felt her face burning hot, her heart truly like the Internet’s description now, as if a thousand alpacas were running wild.

”Ohhh—not bad. Huahua, did you, like me, also see something you shouldn’t have seen? Giggling, not bad, just now you were laughing at me, and now I can laugh at you, we’re even.”

”Even my foot, you’re still laughing at me at a time like this.”

Liu Tangtang laughed even more recklessly, clutching her stomach, laughing until she was rolling back and forth, saying, ”Huahua, don’t you think our uncle’s body is quite nice?”

”You little punk, why are you asking such an inexplicable question?”

Huahua glared, thinking about beasts at a time like this.

”Huahua, if you like uncle, let’s chase after him together, once we catch him we’ll share him, okay?”

”You! You little love-struck fool, what if the beast has a girlfriend?”

With Liu Tangtang saying that, Huahua’s heart truly lit up like a light, as if she had an epiphany.

”No way, uncle besides being handsome, having charisma, and good character, doesn’t have any other advantages, why would any girl like him?”

”Sweating profusely...”

Huahua looked speechlessly at her, got up, poked her on the forehead with a finger, rolled her eyes, and said grumpily, ”Hey, I say Tangtang, haven’t you already listed all his good points?”

”Heh heh, uncle actually has many good qualities, it’s just that you haven’t noticed them before, Huahua.”

The little girl said smilingly, ”Don’t be fooled by uncle’s usual nonchalant appearance, in reality, uncle’s inner world is quite empty. I often see uncle going up to the balcony alone to smoke, drink alone, and the look in his eyes gives me a feeling of decadence. Uncle must be hiding some story in his heart, only uncle doesn’t want to tell it.”

”Tangtang, you seem to understand that beast quite well, huh?”

”La la la—this doesn’t count as understanding, if you carefully observe, sometimes uncle just doesn’t want to say it out loud. Last time when I was kidnapped, uncle faced so many people alone to save me. All these days, the time we’ve spent living with uncle isn’t too short, almost half a year has passed, so I always feel uncle is quite nice, if you take the time to see it, Huahua, you’ll discover uncle’s good points.”

”I actually know the beast is a good person, but the beast has a lot of things he doesn’t want to say. I’m not a worm in his belly; I can’t guess what he’s thinking.”

Huahua looked up at the portrait of her idol on the wall, sighed, ”If only the beast were like my idol, daring to jump from such a tall building. If one day I were kidnapped and pushed off the rooftop, Tangtang, do you think your beast would risk everything to jump off the rooftop to save me?”

”He would! He definitely would!”

Tangtang nodded very confidently.

”How can you be so sure?”

Huahua shot her a sidelong glance, thinking, in Tangtang’s eyes, no matter how bad the beast was, he was still a good person...

”Because I can feel uncle is like a real man!”

Tangtang puffed up, answering with a serious face.