Supreme Warrior in the City

Chapter 1003: Chapter 1002: We don’t want these few; we want all the others.

Su Yang had cursed these two more than a dozen times in his heart last night, but now that he saw them, there was an instant feeling of seeing saviors.

Dining alone with Huo Qianfang and Hu Xiexie was incredibly awkward. If these two were there, the situation would be much better. At least Huo Qianfang and Hu Xiexie would rein themselves in a bit and alleviate Su Yang’s embarrassment.

”They’re my friends, let them in!” Su Yang immediately waved his hand.

The waiter looked shocked, they all knew about Mr. Su’s extravagance in booking the entire hotel, and how lavish last night’s banquet was, so they naturally understood the extent of Su Yang’s wealth. But who could have imagined that Su Yang, with such substantial wealth, would consider these two raggedy guys his friends? What was going on?

Yuan Tiangang and Wu Daozi immediately rushed in and sat beside Su Yang, not even waiting for him to speak. Wu Daozi grabbed a cup on the table and took a big gulp.

”Ah, refreshing!” Wu Daozi let out a long breath but noticed that Su Yang and the others were staring at him like he was an idiot. Puzzled, he asked, ”What’s up with you guys? I was thirsty, what’s wrong with drinking some water? As your teacher, can’t I even have a drink of water?”

”It’s not that you can’t,” Su Yang said with an exasperated face, ”it’s just that... it’s for rinsing your mouth...”

”What!?” Wu Daozi’s eyes bulged out, and he looked at the cup with confusion, it took him a moment to say, ”Such a pretty cup, such tasty water, for rinsing your mouth? Are you guys kidding? You sick in the head? Putting something like this out, isn’t that just setting people up?”

”It’s supposed to be for rinsing your mouth!” Huo Qianfang said helplessly, ”You were the one who wanted to drink it, we didn’t even have a chance to say anything, how can this be anyone’s fault?”

Wu Daozi looked speechless, then suddenly clutched his throat, ”Ow, I can’t breathe properly. Su Yang, I think there’s a problem because I drank this water, hurry and give me some money so I can go to the hospital and get checked. Ow, ow, ow...”

Su Yang almost kicked him, big brother, if you’re out to scam money, could you at least be professional about it? With such a crude performance, who are you going to fool?

Besides, Su Yang needed them there to lighten the mood, and now they wanted to run? What did he need them for then?

Suppressing the urge to kick Wu Daozi in the face, Su Yang said, ”Enough with the act, it’s just ordinary purified water. It can’t kill someone, can it? What are you two even doing here? If you don’t want to eat, then I won’t arrange it for you!”

At these words, Wu Daozi immediately behaved himself, and with an awkward laugh, he said, ”We just got up late this morning, missed the right time. Just happened to see a few classmates here, so Old Yuan and I thought we’d come over and bond with our new classmates. Here, waiter, bring me the menu!”

The waiter didn’t pay attention to him, looking to Su Yang instead. Wu Daozi’s attire was so shocking that he couldn’t be treated as a normal person.

Su Yang waved his hand, and the waiter immediately brought over the menu.

Wu Daozi opened the menu and asked, ”What’s the specialty dish? Old Yuan, don’t you like chicken stewed with mushrooms? Shall I order it for you? Geez, what’s this? What steaks, what pastas, what is all this? Is it Zhajiang noodles?”

Wu Daozi was clearly confused by the menu, with all the strange looking dishes throwing him off.

After flipping through it from beginning to end, Wu Daozi didn’t see a single familiar dish. He scratched his head and whispered to the waiter, ”Do you have chicken stewed with mushrooms?”

”Sir, this is a Western restaurant, we don’t serve Chinese food,” the waiter replied politely, though the look in his eyes was that of viewing Wu Daozi as an idiot.

”Western food...” Wu Daozi scratched his head and looked at Yuan Tiangang, ”Old Yuan, we haven’t tried any of these dishes, shall we give some a try?”

”Whatever!” Yuan Tiangang nodded.

Wu Daozi looked at the menu for a while, then pointed several times saying, ”This one, this one, this one, and this one...”

The waiter immediately took note and Wu Daozi ordered about five items before stopping. Seeing Yuan Tiangang unmoved, the waiter whispered, ”Sir, with just these items, for two people, I’m afraid that might not be enough...”

”What do you mean ’just these items’?” Wu Daozi waved his hand dismissively. ”Forget those few I just mentioned, give me one of everything else!”

”What?” The waiter’s eyes widened. What kind of move was this?

Su Yang was sipping red wine when he heard this and nearly sprayed Wu Daozi in the face with it. This old lamp, are you trying to stuff yourself to death?

”That...” The waiter stood there dumbfounded. ”Mr. Wu, this... this is way too much, what you’ve ordered is probably too much for twenty ordinary people. Mr. Su and the two ladies have already ordered, you see...”

Wu Daozi glared, ”What are you looking at? Just bring it to me, stop babbling!”

The waiter looked at Su Yang, who waved his hand weakly, too drained to say anything else. It was clear Wu Daozi intended to eat his fill in one go, and Su Yang couldn’t be bothered to quibble over this. It was just money, after all.

Only then did the waiter nod, ready to take the menu and leave, when Yuan Tiangang suddenly spoke up, ”Wait a minute.”

”Do you have any other requests, sir?” The waiter was completely perplexed. Wu Daozi had already ordered enough for a crowd, what was Yuan Tiangang planning? Perhaps he was going to remove some dishes?

”What do you mean ’any other requests’!” Yuan Tiangang glared, ”I haven’t even ordered yet, were you planning to just leave? This kind of service attitude won’t do at all!”

”What?” The waiter was baffled again. Wu Daozi had ordered enough for twenty or thirty people, and that still wasn’t enough for you?

”What’s with all the ’what’s? Give me the menu!” Yuan Tiangang demanded.

The waiter looked at Su Yang, who nodded feebly; he had lost the will to say anything. He’d let these two have their way.

Yuan Tiangang carefully examined the menu, seemingly unsatisfied, and asked, ”Do you have seafood here?”

”Yes... we do...” the waiter replied.

Yuan Tiangang nodded with satisfaction, ”Do you have two-foot-long lobsters?”

Su Yang, Huo Qianfang, Hu Xiexie: ”...”

”...” the waiter: ”Two-foot-long lobsters, we should have them, I think...”

”Then bring me two,” Yuan Tiangang said directly.

”Two!?” The waiter was stunned. Big brother, these are two-foot long lobsters, and you’re ordering two at once? It’s not about whether you have too much or too little money, but can you even finish eating them?

”Yes, two of them. Just bring them to me!” Yuan Tiangang insisted. ”Also, Australian abalones, you have those, right? And what about that deep-sea fish roe sauce, do you have it?”

Yuan Tiangang rattled off a list of the most expensive dishes, ordering double portions of each, before finally, reluctantly stopping. It seemed he still wasn’t satisfied, but the waiter was on the verge of a breakdown.