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Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

On Song Shuhang’s list of people that he least wanted to see, the fat ball sat firmly at the top of the list. Song Shuhang had died the most at its hands, to the point that he couldn’t even remember how many times he had died to the other party back in the scholarly faction’s world of the golden lotus. If Song Shuhang hadn’t had a firm will, he would have been scarred for life.

The Little Sun, You’re Busy T233, said gently, [Yes. My master has been secretly monitoring the actions of the fat ball. At this moment, the body in which the bone of eternity is hidden is trying to sneak into the main world, and my master is making plans to capture it. № Tyrannical Song, if you’re interested, I can bring you along when my master is confronting the fat ball.]

As soon as Song Shuhang heard this, his heart calmed down.

If Senior White Two wanted to fight the fat ball, he just needed to cheer from the side. At that time, he could simply bring Senior Skylark along. If the bone of eternity could be retrieved, everything would be solved.

[I am very interested. At that time, can I bring another person along?] Song Shuhang asked.

The Little Sun replied gently, [No problem. № Tyrannical Song merely needs to prepare himself in the near future. It is expected that within one week, the fat ball’s clone will be heading to the main world.]

[Got it. Oh, right, can you thank Senior White for me?] Song Shuhang said.

The Little Sun let out a simple and honest laugh, and severed the connection with Song Shuhang.

“Senior Thrice Reckless, tell Senior Skylark to delay her plans to go to the Netherworld Realm.” Song Shuhang turned to look at Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, and said, “It would be best for Senior Skylark to simply follow me when the time comes.”

As soon as he turned his head, Song Shuhang saw a deeply frowning Senior Thrice Reckless, who seemed to be in a very solemn mood.

“Heavens!” Song Shuhang was startled.

It was very rare to see Senior Thrice Reckless be calm and composed, but this solemn expression of his made him seem like a different person altogether.

It was like he was possessed.

“Senior Copper Trigram?” Song Shuhang said doubtfully.

Could this Thrice Reckless Mad Saber be Senior Copper Trigram in disguise?

Above a tree, a penguin flapped its wings and said suddenly, “Why are you calling me?”

“…” Song Shuhang.

“What, have you never seen me disguised as a penguin?” Immortal Master Copper Trigram jumped down from the treetop, landing in front of Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang said, “This is no longer a disguising technique, Senior Copper Trigram.”

Immortal Master Copper Trigram patted Song Shuhang with his small wing, and said, “You seem at a loss just because I disguised myself as a penguin. However, this is the very essence of my disguising technique.”

“…” Song Shuhang.

Penguin Trigram asked, “So what did you call me for?”

Song Shuhang suddenly said, “Seniors, there’s a penguin here, and it looks delicious.”

“???” Penguin Trigram.

In the next moment, Su Clan’s Seven and Dharma King Creation, who had been drinking too much, rushed over before carrying Penguin Trigram away to the kitchen on Heavenly Field Island.

“Idiots, I’m Copper Trigram!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram struggled violently.

Su Clan’s Seven laughed. “Hahaha, that only makes you more delicious.”

“Baboons are also delicious,” said Dharma King Creation.

“…” Northern River’s Loose Cultivator.

After seeing this scene, he felt an inexplicable sense of comfort. Then, he followed them into the kitchen.

Song Shuhang smiled and waved his hand, happy of his achievement.

Then, he looked at Thrice Reckless Mad Saber. “Senior Thrice Reckless, what’s wrong? What are you thinking about?”

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said, “Give me a moment. I need to confirm something.”

After saying that, he dialed Skylark’s number again.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber asked seriously, “Senior Skylark, have you already entered the Netherworld Realm?”

On the other side of the call, an awkward laugh could be heard.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber said urgently, “Quickly get your main body to come back. There was a change of plans as little friend Shuhang came up with a much better suggestion. Return to the main world; I promise that this won’t affect your plan to get your bone back!”

On the other side, Skylark went silent again.

After a while, her voice sounded. “Okay, I understand. The message has been sent to the main body. As long as the main body receives the message, it should head back immediately.”

“…” Thrice Reckless Mad Saber.

Skylark added, “Actually, you don’t have to worry too much. Although I don’t have the bone of eternity, I have found another means of resurrection. At most, I will be captured and used in some experiments. Nevertheless, there shouldn’t be any danger to my life.”

After saying that, she didn’t wait for Thrice Reckless Mad Saber to reply, and quickly ended the call.

After the call ended, Thrice Reckless Mad Saber put away the phone, making an ok gesture to Song Shuhang. Then, he found two small square tables and placed them together. Under Song Shuhang’s suspicious gaze, he climbed on top of the tables and fell asleep.

Not long after Thrice Reckless lay down, Fairy Dongfang Snow, a beauty with an elegant style and a scholarly aura, quietly approached. She reached out, laid her hand on Thrice Reckless, and then an illusion was placed on him.

Thrice Reckless, who was curled up and sleeping, was turned into a big baboon again.

Fairy Dongfang Snow nodded with satisfaction before running away gleefully.

“…” Song Shuhang.

Recently, it seems as if Fairy Dongfang Snow wants to enter the top three of the death-seeking leaderboard in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

“Senior Song, the box is bubbling. Is it time to move on to the next step?” At this time, the two Soft Feathers exclaimed in unison.

The two voices, one vigorous and the other gentle, unexpectedly sounded wonderful when put together.

“What? Bubbling?” Song Shuhang pulled out the recipe for the ❮Braised Heavenly Tribulation❯ in his mind, and compared it with what they had done.

After the first 36 steps are completed, there shouldn’t be any ‘bubbling’.

Did I do something wrong?

Impossible, I followed the recipe step by step. During this time, I also had the help of the demonic chef heart, so the steps are guaranteed to be correct.

“Don’t worry. I’ll take a look.” Song Shuhang ran to the side of the two Soft Feathers and was about to squeeze through to the side of the box to take a look when Senior Spirit Butterfly moved a step ahead of him, putting himself between Song Shuhang and the two Soft Feathers.

“It’s all foam,” said the black-skinned Soft Feather.

“It feels like it’s about to spew out of the box,” said Soft Feather.

The black-skinned Soft Feather said, “Senior Song, is it going to fail?”

Afterward, the members of the Nine Provinces Number One Group gathered over one after the other.

“However, it does smell quite fragrant.” Fairy Almighty Seller also squeezed over. She was currently acting as coordinates for her master.

“I hope there isn’t a problem with the dish.” Song Shuhang stretched out his hand, and had the fingertips of the Defiant Whale Warrior’s Glove recede to expose his fingers.

He then activated his smoke mode, and reached out to touch the foam.

“We miscalculated. I knew we should have separated the strips of Third Stage tribulation lightning in several boxes,” said Venerable Yellow Mountain regretfully. Previously, everyone had drunk too much, so nobody had thought much of it.

Wine was good, but one should not drink too much. Drinking too much wine was bad.

Song Shuhang used the secret appraisal technique, and after paying a small price, the appraisal result appeared in his mind.

[Strange foam. Ingredients: liquefied tribulation lightning, Big Dipper. Effects: unknown.]

The Big Dipper?

Song Shuhang panicked, and he hurriedly looked at his Inner World.

The Big Dipper was gone.

He used his psychic energy again, checking inside the box.

Soon after, he discovered a slightly whitish Big Dipper deep inside the box…