Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times

Chapter 1103: Chapter 774: Guard Your Crotch

However, Guo Luo noticed that something was off, and immediately dashed behind his own wife, supporting her heavy waist. He felt utterly distressed, as if he were going to die!

Meanwhile, Gu Changsheng hadn’t finished yet. She continued to touch with great confidence, even commenting, ”Wow? Soft and warm, did someone throw a meat bun on my bed?”

At this point, Gu Changsheng hiccuped slightly, smiling slyly as she tilted her head to look at Beauty Sai’s chest, her eyes sparkling.

A bit hungry!

Meat bun.

Looks so tasty...

Guo Luo, protecting his own wife, noticed the change in Gu Changsheng’s expression hidden beneath her half mask. As an Itinerant World’s Person, he suddenly felt a terrible premonition deep down and immediately widened his eyes in a mix of fury and despair.

Godfather!

What exactly does this drunken woman want to do?

”You dare! You dare! Don’t you dare lower your head! Don’t you dare! That’s mine!” Guo Luo roared in a rage.

He was truly terrified that if his shout wasn’t loud enough, this woman would go and start gnawing on his wife’s chest.

Heavenly Emperor’s Father, what’s going on here!

Guo Luo simply couldn’t take it anymore. He immediately disregarded whether he would alarm anyone in the house and angrily shouted towards the direction of the guest room, ”Brother Shui Mu! Brother Shui Mu, you come out and deal with your woman! If she dares to tease my wife again, I’ll go tease you!”

”Cough!”

Upon hearing Guo Luo’s shame and rage-filled words, Beauty Sai, clung to by Gu Changsheng, almost choked on her saliva, and immediately turned around in a panic, looking incredulously at her own husband...

Godfather, did she hear wrong?

Her own husband actually threatened to tease a man!

This...

This...

Could it be that during these past nine months of pregnancy, her husband has been so pent up that he’s resorting to anything out of desperation and doesn’t mind pursuing the wrong path?

How could they live like this? How could the child in her belly live?

Beauty Sai’s complexion immediately turned bad, and just as she was about to react, she felt the weight on her shoulders suddenly increase before lightening again.

When she finally saw the situation clearly, the young woman who had been clinging to her had already fallen into a tall and slender figure’s embrace; not only that, but she contentedly snuggled into the embrace, hiccuped again, and smacked her little lips...

But none of that was of utmost importance!

What mattered was that the young woman’s eyes were closed!

Closed!

Beauty Sai and Guo Luo immediately widened their eyes again in disbelief.

This person actually fell asleep just like that? As a woman, after teasing a pregnant woman so shamelessly, she just fell asleep as if it was the most natural thing?

And judging by her face, she was incredibly contented in her sleep!

But how could this be right?

This woman clearly teased his own wife!

Guo Luo felt that, at this moment, he had to say something, needed to advise these two guests, even if they were doing something shameless, at least choose a place that wasn’t so obvious!

Kicking them out was impossible, the young woman who teased his wife couldn’t leave; this was related to the child in his wife’s belly!

It was a matter of life and death, even if what these two did was too much, too improper, they couldn’t be kicked out. Only a gentle reminder would suffice...

But before this straightforward fellow Guo Luo could organize a gentle way to speak, the man in front had already picked up the woman, then turned away and left without a trace as if nothing ever happened...

Gone...

Guo Luo opened his mouth and raised his hand, unsure of what to say. These... these two, how come each one acts more ’upright’ than the other?

After teasing his wife, ruining his rooftop, doing bad things under broad daylight, is there nothing Brother Shui Mu has to explain?

Guo Luo looked expectantly at that tall and stable figure walking away, longing for him to turn back, at least say something!

But, to his disappointment, until he heard the sound of the guest room door opening and closing, he didn’t see the man look back at them even once...

This...

This was truly treating them as if they were part of the scenery, ignoring them completely!

Did they ever consider the feelings of them as bystanders?

How could they disregard him, how could they act so ’upright’, leaving people speechless!

”We’re two living people here, don’t they see us?” Beauty Sai glanced at the guest room door that had been closed again not far away, swallowed, and muttered.

”In their eyes, I’m just air...” Guo Luo held his wife’s waist with one hand and waved at Zhou Mu’s back with the other, speaking with a blank expression. In the next moment, his voice turned intangible, ”But you’re a bit better, at least you’re a bed with meat buns...”

Exactly!

In these two people’s eyes, they are simply not considered human, not human at all!

What does it mean to be ignored?

This is exactly it!

Today, Guo Luo truly understood what it means to be completely ignored!

This is just too much bullying!

Suddenly, a rush of footsteps came from the courtyard. A few lads, bare-chested and holding wooden clubs, rushed over anxiously.

They had all been woken up by their young master’s shout.

”Was there another thief? Where’s the wine thief? Where?” One lad held a club, looking murderous, scanning all around.

”The wine thief has drowned in the wine vat. Everyone, go back...” Guo Luo, still dazed from being ignored, spoke woodenly.

”What? Drowned in the wine vat? That’s unacceptable, wasting our good Huadiao Wine...” Another lad protested upon hearing this.

Hearing this, Guo Luo finally snapped back to reality, immediately darkening his face and snapping, ”Hush! Don’t scare the guests!”

If the guests are startled and disrupted from their activities, he truly can’t afford it!

He’s already lost a wife and he can’t afford to lose any more!

”Go back, go back! There’s no wine thief, nothing wrong at home! Hurry back to sleep!” Guo Luo shooed his lads away as if swatting flies, his face turning grim.

No, there’s no wine thief! But his roof was almost slept through, and quite a few tiles had fallen...

”No wine thief, young master, what are you shouting for! Almost scared us to death!”

”Yeah, I was just about to fall asleep when you woke us up...”

”...”

Seeing their young master with a stern face, the lads muttered and grumbled as they went back.

The courtyard was left with only Guo Luo and his wife, and they looked at each other and, in mutual understanding, chose to turn and leave, not daring to stay a second longer.

”Guo Luo, remind the lads tomorrow to go up and repair the tiles on the roof.”

”Okay.” Guo Luo nodded.

”Also remind them to keep their eyes open, avoid looking and listening to things they shouldn’t, and don’t upset these two distinguished guests, as we’re still relying on the lady’s womanly skills for our child!”

”Okay.” Guo Luo nodded again.

”And, mention it subtly to our father, so he doesn’t bump into them and get startled...”

”Okay.” Guo Luo is absolutely a good husband.

”Also, are you seriously thinking of flirting with men?”

”Okay.” Guo Luo instinctively nodded, then suddenly realized something was off. He widened his eyes in disbelief at his wife, ”Huh?”

What did his wife ask just now? He hadn’t been paying much attention, his mind was filled with the sight of the woman pouncing on the man earlier, on the rooftop, wondering if playing like that was extra thrilling?

Beauty Sai glared at her dazed husband, slapped her belly, and with her fiery temper flaring up, grabbed Guo Luo’s ear and hissed hysterically, ”Guo Luo, you scoundrel, what did you just say? Hmm? Are you really planning on cutting sleeves and running off with a man? Huh? Huh?”

”Xi Shi! Be gentle, be gentle! My ear’s going to fall off! It’s going to fall off!” Guo Luo, his ear being tugged, immediately wailed, circling around Beauty Sai, eyes brimming with tears, pleading repeatedly, ”Wife! Madam! Be gentle, be gentle! Listen to my explanation! It’s not what you think it is!”

”Then what is it? How do you know what I’m thinking? Guo Luo, you bucket-brained scoundrel with a head full of romantic notions, for you to even have such thoughts, I’m going to fight it out with you!” Beauty Sai said, raising her foot to kick.

Guo Luo, knowing his wife all too well, immediately disregarded his wailing, bent over, hunched down, hands...

Protected his crotch!

Dodging the kick, he quickly pleaded, ”Wife! Listen to me, that woman was teasing you, right? You’re my wife, seeing you being teased, how could I not be anxious?”

”So you thought of flirting with men out of anxiety? Guo Luo, how come I didn’t know you had such a hobby? I must have been blind to end up on your pirate ship!” Beauty Sai said, and delivered another kick.

Guo Luo, deploying his Protect-the-Crotch Divine Skill once more, frantically protected his crotch, turning himself into a hunched little crawfish, dear Godfather, you don’t play around like this!

”Wife! You can’t kick there! It’ll be testicle pain, leading to a family line ending!” Guo Luo cried three liters of tears.

”I’m pregnant with a child, no need to worry about ending the line!” Beauty Sai glared, ”Who cares if you’re in pain or not, I’m going to chop off your bird and send you to the Imperial Palace as a Eunuch!”

”No, wife! Please keep our bird so more people can call me Eunuch...” Guo Luo cried, feeling extremely unlucky, ever since his wife got pregnant, his days of anxiety seemed endless.

Oh great, now she’s furious for no reason!

The kicks never stop, aiming at his crotch, while he never stops avoiding them with Protect-the-Crotch Divine Skill, Guo Luo felt that reasoning with a pregnant woman was surely a way to court death, and he was nearly dragged into it...