There Will Be No Third Dark Lord At Hogwarts!!!

Voldemort: “Dumbledore! Lynn possesses dark magic and gathers dark creatures; he wants to replace me and become the new Dark Lord!” (Serious face.jpg)Dumbledore: “He’s just a little too curious.” (Drinking tea.jpg)Lynn: “Dark Lord???!!! No, I didn’t do it. Don’t talk nonsense—I’m a model wizard.”---I test the poison so you don't have to.For 30+ advance chapters join my p@treon: mrfanficion140