Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar

Chapter 135: Chapter 100: Dolphin Tastes Are Truly Amazing!

Unfortunately, it takes too much time, and Lu Wenwu himself doesn’t like this kind of fighting style.

He still prefers a fight where it’s a punch-for-punch, hand-to-hand battle.

Even if it’s an ambush, it’s got to be a punch-in-the-face type of ambush!

As one Holy Knight would put it, this is called a righteous ambush!

Looking at the gear and Spirit Coins that spilled out of the backpack, Lu Wenwu couldn’t help but sigh, “Indeed, making these old things drop Gold Coins is the fastest way to get rich.”

He spent quite a bit of time sorting through his loot.

By the time he was done, the sun was almost setting.

Zhao Lixing had already arrived some time ago.

Now he was busy organizing the manpower to gather the scattered supplies, re-establish city order, calm the frightened citizens, and set up defensive positions.

It’s not like the plundering of the Salvation First Army.

This time, it’s a real takeover.

Lan Shan, who temporarily had nothing to do, was also helping out over there.

Though she’s not on the path of a Soul Mage, Spirit Magic is somewhat a Talent of her Race.

Mermaids can sing, isn’t that just natural?

And she’s the best singing dolphin!

Her singing was the perfect way to calm the citizens.

Female Dolphin Demons are also mermaids (affirmative).

It’s just that this mermaid’s certain desires are somewhat strong, often saying things that easily anger the Crab God, leading to the Dao being erased.

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Once the sun set and the sky fully turned dark, everything finally settled down.

Zhao Lixing, who was forced into being the highest commander, was still busy.

Lu Wenwu, however, took out his pancake stand and started happily making egg-filled pancakes and roasting meat.

Lan Shan giggled as she squeezed in to try and mooch a meal and a bed, now laying happily on Lu Wenwu’s bed while petting Mao Mao.

Who wouldn’t like a cute little… big dog!

Since acquiring the Flame Dog Bloodline and beginning to cultivate the Celestial Dog Eating Moon Technique, Mao Mao had grown even larger.

Originally, it was just a normally sized Golden Retriever.

Now, lying on the bed, it’s a whole segment longer than Lan Shan, occupying half of the widened, enhanced double bed.

Standing up, it’s as tall as Lu Wenwu, who’s about 1.9 meters!

For a shorter person, it could even be ridden like a horse—if you’re not worried about torn pants.

Soon, the mouth-watering egg-filled pancakes and freshly roasted Pegasus meat were ready.

The two of them and the dog chatted while eating.

“Violent Dragon, what are we doing next? Shoo shoo! Are we staying here?”

Having the smallest appetite, Lan Shan was the first to drop out of the eating battle, holding her stomach as she leaned against the warm Mao Mao, speaking lazily.

“No, we’re going to the City of War. Waiting here is too inefficient and may endanger Old Zhao and the others.”

Lu Wenwu replied without lifting his head, holding three egg-filled pancakes in one hand and a large roasted horse leg in the other.

“I’ve spread the word out. Whether it’s the remaining six Apostles or the Salvation First Army, they’ll all focus on me, thinking I’ll follow through and strike the City of War.”

“But actually, our next stop is most likely the Life Realm next to the War Realm. We’ll take advantage of those stupid Apostles not yet uniting, and head straight for the Life Holy City to take care of that Life Apostle birdman.”

Lan Shan nodded thoughtfully but still had doubts, “I understand going after the Life Apostle, but why won’t Zhao Lixing and others be in danger if we leave, shoo shoo! What if the Salvation First Army retaliates?”

“Let them stew in it.”

Lu Wenwu swallowed a mouthful of meat, then chugged down a cup of fizzy joy.

“We can help Old Zhao for a while, but can we help him forever? To put it bluntly, his life now is something we saved, even if we turned and left back then at sea, we wouldn’t owe him anything.”

“Not to mention later helping him secure this city full of people and resources, dampening his old rival’s spirits, and drawing the attention of both the Apostles and the Salvation First Army.”

“We’ve helped him plenty, we’re here to do the mission, not to be nannies. Compared to a quest NPC I just met half a day ago, I’m more concerned about the safety of Blue Star and myself.”

“Shoo shoo! It makes sense!” Lan Shan nodded, “You humans have such complicated thoughts!”

Lu Wenwu raised an eyebrow: “Then what are you thinking?”

Lan Shan giggled and cozied up to Lu Wenwu, saying, “Me? I want to sleep with you!”

Lu Wenwu: “… Damn!”

Lan Shan suddenly became more excited and immediately started pulling down Lu Wenwu’s pants: “Really damn, dude? Shoo shoo! 1111111!”

“How the heck… do you even know about such ridiculous jokes?”

Lu Wenwu tugged at his pants with his left hand, a face mixed between laughter and tears.

This one seems to be able to open all kinds of ridiculous roads!

And just how is this chick so strong?

This is only because Lu Wenwu’s current pants are transformed from the lower half set of the Crimson Abyss.

If they were ordinary pants, even the sturdiest jeans or work pants, they’d surely be torn to shreds by her in one go.

Seeing that resistance was futile, Lu Wenwu simply gave up and directly teleported the two of them into the cave mansion of Spirit Heaven Mountain.

Leaving behind only Mao Mao, the dog chewing on a bone, looking bewildered in the pancake cart.

Why am I left alone again?

On the big bed in the cave mansion, such a breathtaking scene of sudden spring emerged.

Without any obstruction, this Dolphin Maiden’s movements were incredibly fast.

Lu Wenwu hadn’t even reacted yet, and the Crimson Abyss had already been stripped off.

Her own clothing was simply transformed by Demon Power, not needing to lift a finger, turning directly into a specially tailored, more tempting one-piece swimsuit.